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My parents made my carnivore husband a cake for his birthday.. spam and bourison cheese


He’s on the carnivore diet.. I thought it was such a sweet gesture.

by s4r4hz

45 Comments

  2. DanJDare

    Carnivore diet, the stupidest fucking diet I’ve yet to see. Like I keep thinking they can’t get stupider then this shit pops up.

  3. nohopeforhomosapiens

    Please tell your husband to make yearly checkups with full panel blood work. Also, no matter one’s dietary choices, calories still matter.

  5. Unkindlake

    Why is it always the “can’t argue with biology” people who get in disagreements with their molars?

  6. -PlatypusProphet-

    My stomach actually turned… ugh… good night Reddit

  7. blueberryfirefly

    i’m here to also clown your husband for the carnivore diet

  10. Notdone_JoshDun

    That’s nasty. Also the carnivore diet isn’t safe or healthy

  13. Pandabumone

    Well, you got a free candle to light in the bathroom after this passes through him.

  15. MotorMammoth3530

    Your husbands mom told them to eat broccoli once and now they’re eating canned pork cake

  16. reddit_understoodit

    I see a lot of love went into that.

    However the spam is shitty. Upvote.

  17. Knarz97

    And why couldn’t he have a cupcake or ice cream like a normal human

  18. Theabsoluteworst1289

    What about cheese is “carnivore”?

  19. ChiefWahoooMcDaniels

    I’m not gonna shame him for carnivore because the rest of the comments have got that handled for me, but why spam of all meat choices??

  21. ciliary_stimulai

    Glad he’s made it to another birthday, may be a rarity if he keeps this diet up lmfao

  23. psychedelych

    That’s sweet of them. He won’t have too many birthdays left eating like that, though.

  25. Excellent_Law6906

    Honestly, give me a thin slice and some crackers, and I might fuck that *up*.

  27. grae23

    When the excess cholesterol starts building up in his skin I’m sure this will still be just as sweet

  28. LeeLooDallas98

    I would do this with cream cheese and temptations cat treats decorating the outside for my cats birthday when I was a kid 😭

  29. Wrong-Idol

    Absolutely wild that dumbass diets like that still get so popular when all of the information you could need is in your hands.

  30. Raspberry_Just

    unfortunately i would eat this would ritz crackers

  31. Xboxben

    “My husband is on a carnivore diet so my parents are trying try to kill him by giving him a heart attack so he doesn’t have to make any more stupid life choices “ – op

  33. peppermintmeow

    I think it’s nice they’re helping you get that bread in an insurance payout

  34. NoMoreSmoress

    The fact that he chose this “diet” says a lot about him, none of it good.

  37. Klutzy_Journalist_36

    This is a sweet gesture! 

    Also. If I hated my husband I would encourage the carnivore diet and up his life insurance payout by like 1000%. 

  38. man_in_the_bag99

    Bro 🤦‍♂️ humans are omnivores. How the fuck do you think we’ve survived so long? Because we eat everything!

  39. PhlebotomyCone

    They either really love him or really hate him. 

  41. Limp_Yogurtcloset246

    It’s odd but it’s an actual thing in the South. Made with baloney and cream cheese.

  42. nadjaproblem

    The carnivor diet huh? Well enjoy the years while they last because there won’t be as many without proper nutrition. Don’t mean to be harsh but please do not let your husband do this to himself if you love him. He deserves cake and vegetables.

  45. GlitchTheFox

    Someone should link that post where someone on a carnivore diet’s cholesterol was so high the folds in their skin were stained yellow.

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